This test rates your Deckster knowledge and, consequently, your overall skiing/riding/drinking/partying ability. Note: A perfect score is 300. No mere mortal has ever achieved this. If somehow you manage to do it, please report it to Vicky so that Charles can be notified. He will then most likely refer you to the proper authorities for an appropriate reward. And don't say I didn't warn you !
Note: A perfect score is 300. No mere mortal has ever achieved this. If somehow you manage to do it, please report it to Vicky so that Charles can be notified. He will then most likely refer you to the proper authorities for an appropriate reward. And don't say I didn't warn you !
Instructions: In the following quiz, select the answer that most closely matches your knowledge of the world. If you have no such knowledge, just go with your personal feelings, attitudes, or opinions. If all else fails, guess!
First test your general knowledge of Granite Peak (aka Rib Mountain):
1. Why is it called "Granite Peak" ? after a type of igneous rock found all over the extinct Rib Mountain volcano to avoid paying royalties to the State of Wisconsin for use of exclusive "Rib Mountain" trademark sounds more impressive than "Baraboo Quartzite Hill" (unless you're from Baraboo)
2. "Six Pack" refers to what ? a ski run a chair lift what Tom has stashed under the Smoking Deck
3. Granite Peak has how many ski runs in reality ? 72 179 7 Reality is all in your mind.
4. Who or what is a "Yo-Yo" ? a chair lift half a chair lift a dork from Chicago
5. Why don't the Decksters "go west" more often ? too much snow in Colorado too many shredders on Western Frontier because the "Downer Lift" takes too long
6. The "Cave" is located where ? in the far East in the far West beneath Washington Square in downtown Wausau
7. "Bananarama" refers to what ? an 80's girl group an annual Tomahawk biker rally the fastest way back to the bar from the western slopes
Test your general beverage knowledge:
8. If you buy Matti a drink, it better be: Bud Lite Jack & Coke Stoli & something
9. If you buy Rick a drink, it better be: Bud Lite Jack & Coke Stoli & something
10. If you buy Tone a drink, it better be: Bud Lite Jack & Coke good
11. A "handwarmer" is: a small self-heating pad an alchoholic beverage an unmentionable body part
Test your knowledge of ancient Deckster lore:
12. The Love Shack is a little ol' place where... we can get together party all night long crash after bartime (but only if you can sleep through absolutely anything) all of the above
13. "Skiing Crazy", the semi-official Deckster theme song, is set to the tune of: Feelin' Groovy Dancing Queen Free Bird
14. Whatever happened to the "Deckster Flag" ? Vicky took it down Tom bought new skis It was touched by a F.I.S.H. and had to be burned in a special ceremony
15. Chicago Tommy and Johnny first showed up in: a Dodge minivan the KGB bus a used Winnebago with bullet holes
16. When Eck and "da boys from Chicago" first went Out West they took: a used Winnebago full of bullet holes a well-stocked KGB bus a train full of strippers
17. The infamous "Clock Story" involves: Tom and a "Ferrari" at Murtaughs in Minocqua Bill and a car at the bottom of Dusky JD and Hazel in her living room in Wakefield, Michigan
18. The (even more) infamous "SOLD" story involves: the sale of the Rib Mtn ski franchise to Charles Skinner the sale of the last bottle of Jack at Indianhead to Kenny the sale of a used Winnebago (with bullet holes) to some Chicago gangsters
Now test your knowledge of various Decksters:
19. How many medals has Anita won so far in the Badger State games ? 1 10 we lost count a long time ago
20. What did Gus always win at the annual Indianhead Bikini Race ? first place for fastest time first place for crowd appeal both
21. Who or what is "McFly" ? shredder talk for a double-edge aerial board-grab maneuver McDonald's latest ad campaign targeted at African-Americans a long-haired wildlife artist with a house in Ironwood
22. Who is the "model skier" ? Tom Eck JD
23. Who is the model Deckster ? Tom Eck JD
24. Who has the most to say about it all ? Tom Eck JD
Final Question:
25. Why are they called "Decksters" ? after a legendary ski-racing team bar doesn't allow smoking anymore best vantage point for Tom to properly supervise all ski hill operations all of the above That's it! Just submit your responses and we'll see how you did . . .
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